“It felt so real I remember every single detail…” said Lenny. “ It was another casual day for me. I was on my way back home from work. Back then, I was working as a Senior Director in a reputable innovative Tech firm” said Lenny. In fact, before being voted as the most influential person of the year, Lenny worked as a Cleaning Manager for 20 years at FindMyPuppy.com.

“As I was texting and driving, I came across a SpaceY commercial showcasing my biggest inspiration: Elon Mush and his tiny cutie "Shit-a Inu" puppy landing on the moon"

This scene appeared before my eyes as a holy manifestation of my future self trying to send me a message from a parallel universe, provoking me to do something electrifying that I might regret!” said Lenny, appearing overwhelmingly thrilled.

Apparently, not only was Lenny texting and driving, but he reveals that he was on some “strong shroomies”! (All events described above are part of Lenny’s psychedelic and highly suspicious dream. We, in no way condone this type of activity and behavior).

The young dreamer looks up to Elon Mush and worships him as the “King of the space pirates who discovered the truth about the Red Planet's void century”. But instead, Lenny pictured himself landing on the moon and saw this dream as a sign to turn his life around and catch up on "lost time" (A.K.A spending the last 10 years trying to reach Silver IV on League of Legends).

As he wakes up, Lenny specifically remembers screaming: “Let's go above these clouds! Let's do something deadly exciting". Lenny skips gaming and calls his five closest friends asking them to form a team to go nowhere else but... the MOON. How, you may ask? “By buying a SpaceY Fat-con-Heavy rocket and literally fly up there” brilliantly explained Lenny. They have connections... yes, Moms around the world, apparently online gaming helps. In a matter of months, they were able to get a rocket on the launch pad, set forth to explore outer space.

The decision was made, and the plan was laid out. It was now up to Lenny to make this dream his new reality. As we speak, Lenny is walking towards the rocket, wearing his XXL space suit in order to fit his “huge balls of steel”, he repeatedly said while performing unrecognizable gang signs with both hands. He is anxious because he is afraid of heights, but one thing is sure: Lenny is not afraid to take risks.